Trump wins!

“Time for Trump to spike the ball!!

“The Democrat party geniuses are still convinced Trump colluded! If not for rank stupidity and Democrats’ chasing after unicorns, Democrats wouldn’t have an agenda!

“And this has all been paid for by the DNC and FBI…wait I guess that’s redundant. MAGA!!!”

Depression strikes the Democrats

“This is the Democrat Depression Hotline.

“Since the release of Mueller’s Report we’re experiencing unusually high call volumes.

Calls are answered in the order in which they’re received. You are caller #21,963, your estimated hold time is 20 months.

“Please stay on hold, and while waiting, enjoy the theme music from M*A*S*H.”

Press members barred from event

“Saw the report about the heavily attended Savannah, Georgia, press event for the City’s Mayoral Candidates, where certain press members were barred from attending. Audio and video were barred also. How’s that for First Amendment freedom? Democrats can bar the press from attending and nobody complains at all. What century are we living in? Where was CNN, ABC, etc.?”

What schools are better than ours?

“Your dare is accepted. Which school systems is it that have better scores than our scores? Please don’t be so general. Please, which school systems have better scores than our system? I dare you to answer that! Be specific please! Do you even know what our scores are? Probably not! If you’re so concerned, become a mentor! I dare you.”

When community cares, students will win

“It’s insulting comparing Rush’s wins to teacher test scores. Standardized tests are worthless. But not education.

“Continually, they see community’s value on football not learning. When community, district leaders & board starts caring about education, kids will be winning in the classrooms.

“A teacher can lead a child to learn but can’t make them think. Do better for kids.”