Play championship at home

“Please bring the state championship game back to the hometown crowd where it belongs like we had in 1994 and cut out the Dome insanity. Not everyone can afford to go to Atlanta.”

Blame the Atlanta crowd

“So now the school system has to close down and my child miss two more days of instruction because idiots in Atlanta don’t care about South Georgia and make us play a football game on Wednesday at 8:00 knowing that most of our buses will be used for this great opportunity! BOE and superintendent should vehemently complain!!!”

Highest gas prices

“I also agree that Moultrie now has the highest gas prices. This can be verified by using Gasbuddy or like I do just traveling. OK, Moultrie merchants, if you insist that people shop local you will need to do something about our high gas prices.”

Google is not a source

“Google is a search engine and not a source, which is why it was verb-ified in the original rant. As to why certain websites appear near the top of Google search results, it’s the same reason that John’s Old Timey Cancer Rub isn’t the #1 result when searching for cancer treatments. Google algorithms aren’t easily fooled by nonsense.”

Obama tries to take credit

“Obama now wants to claim credit for the big increase in fossil fuel production and Trump’s roaring economy. As Obama said to businesses, on 7/13/2012, ‘You didn’t build that,’ we now say to him, ‘You didn’t build that!’ referring to the fossil fuel production and a roaring Trump economy. Obama is a legend in his own mind, classic narcissism.”